Juranka's Corner
Jan 16, 2006
with me spilling the beans
its easy to see why the beans
get spilled slowly
one bean at a time
its when we slow down time
that subtle forces begin to work
when jamie or lev put a move on you
then its not fast, they don't even use
tanner sticks
the big plays unfold slowly and
deliberately and its that unusual pace
that tricks us into believing
that we are not yet enveloped
by the inevitable result
there are many tales of magic
which only the whiffle-ball knows
seeing all through its many
spining windows to the world
to us the gym floor is a stable
unmoving platform upon which
ball hockey alchemy is tested
it is the altar and the laboratory table
but think for one instant what
that same gym floor may look like
from the twirling eyes of the whiffle ball
the whiffle ball does not know that
it is in motion
it thinks that the floor is in motion
being pushed this way and that
by its very rotation
the whiffle ball believes that sticks
are attracted to it but that sticks
can never keep holding on
the whiffle ball is fiercely independent
and constant change is its way of life
that is the only reality it understands
no one can possess the whiffle ball
even at the end of the day
whether in a gym bag or on the
stick closet floor, the whiffle ball
sleeps alone
it simply wants it that way
it is complete
when you are at the center of attention
the solitude feels good
it feels empowering to be at one
with your silent inner self
when your commitment is inpenetrable
then there is quite simply no need for flashy display
angelina jolie knows it and
so does the whiffle ball
it hears the muttering of disgruntled players
missing their opportunities and blaming
the goddess of synchronicity and
cursing jesus
it hears the joy of accomplishments
and as the wind weaves a tapestry
of sound inside its circular chamber
the whiffle ball answers the call
robert frost once wrote that
that "i have promises to keep
and miles to go before i sleep
and miles to go before i sleep"
and everyone knew that sleep
was his was of reffering to death
the whiffle ball knows this too
and keeps its promises with
the players who can play the bounce
the whiffle ball is crushed under foot
and tries desperate to true itself
repeating its mantra amidst the chaos
"i have promised to keep and
miles to roll before i sleep"
its not an unfair life unless
all lives are in their peculiarity unfair
it doesn't seek praise or pity
its a whiffle ball's existence
plain and simple and in this day
of greed and pomp it has
surrendered effortlessly to the
cosmic eternal truism
it is at peace with its own existence
and in that negligible dust of relevance
it finds the bliss of god-filled monks
drunk with the divine juice of
joyous sweet simplicity
i roll therefore i am
what could be more obvious ?
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